We all know that cigarettes are bad for our health and also for the environment. Well, apparently Marlboro Earth created a new Eco-friendly Cigarette that will help the environment and it will not be the number one threat to the environment anymore; instead will have a long-term effect on the overall health of our planet, according to Philip Morrison, in the article “New Eco-Friendly Cigarettes Kill Destructive Human Beings Over Time.”
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Morris affirms that the new eco-friendly cigarettes “work by employing powerful carcinogens that accumulate in the lungs of smokers, slowly breaking down their vita organs and eliminating the danger posed to the overpopulated planet by the human race.” The reason why is because Marlboro Earth will take a long time to work, therefore, they recommend that everybody should start smoking them since childhood or teenage years and take as two packs of these cigarettes every day, so the product can have the effectiveness the company wants, and make a difference in the world faster. Research has been done, and it has been said that this product can offer some secondary benefits to the planet, such as recycling programs and wind power generations; however, it does not succeed on the fact of compensating the disastrous potential of humanity. A member of the marketing team, James Freedman, states that smoking a pack of the eco-friendly cigarettes is totally cool, and with every chance you get, you will reduce the carbon footprint on your body to zero in no time; not only that, but you will look sophisticated and glamorous when you smoke them. I do not know about that, but it is a fact that they have been released in the market for the last two months, and there’s already an advertising campaign promoting them.
As my personal opinion I do not think I would try them, but let’s see how these cigarettes do in the market, and let’s see the improvements on the environment because of this. People always talk too much, but results will prove everything.
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